Christmas is coming, the goose is getting… well, decidedly worried. It’s at this time of year that you need to ask yourself that important question: What are you going to get all your loved ones to show them how much you care at this special time of year. Well, we here at Rez, as part of our commitment to you, have put together a list of helpful suggestions. All of the below are available to purchase at the listed locations, and because they are transferable, will be able to be passed on to your friend, when you’re curled up by the tree.

For that Special Swashbuckler:
They may think that they’re Captain Jack Sparrow, but unfortunately, but just like Jack at the beginning of the Pirate’s Trilogy, they lack a ship. Make their life complete, with one of the most gorgeous, painstakingly built and complete Pirate Ships I’ve seen in SL. Plenty of room for counting your booty, but make sure they have plenty of land, as something this big and constructed in this detail isn’t exactly low on prims.
Murdock’s Maritimes Pirate Ship (6000$L)
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Inari/151/225/28

For the Shoe Addict:
Constructed using flawless textures, and the very latest in carefully constructed sculpty prims, these shoes are guaranteed to raise the heart rate of any footwear aficionado.
Photorealistic shoes by Tesla (from 359$L a pair)
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Dreamworld%20South/228/224/22

For the Inked Up Punk:
If your friend is well into their tattoos, it’s no doubt that they will already have every celtic band and tribal pattern known to man. So, widen their collection with these fine tats, ranging from some classics, like their sailor style work, to pop culture inspired designs, like their perfect Elvis and Sex Pistols themed inkpacks.
13 Needles Tattoos (from 50$L)
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Earp/196/235/501

For the Bedroom Rockstar:
Help make every word they type hit out like the like a slamming lyric, with this Elvis Microphone typing overider! Every time they type on their keyboard, everyone will gasp as your friend dramtically grabs the mic, strikes a pose like the King, and has the crowd that gathers waiting to see what thought they are gonna rock them with!
Elvis Mic Typing Overider by Remnant (250$L)
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Varado/111/181/31

If Your Partner is being All Work and No Play:
Is your partner spending too much time working on putting together their SL Empire, and not enough on conquering you? Are they chasing the almighty Linden Dollar, when they should be chasing your tail? Well, here’s your answer. Simply give them this professional office desk, and whenever you want them to put aside the spreadsheets and interface with you, click the desk, hop on a poseball, and indulge in dipping the pen in the company ink.
Computer Sex Desk by Pluxor Hax (499$L)
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Edgecumbe/236/53/42

To that Special Someone:
What better gift to give, than a simple heart key on a chain, that let’s your lover know that they have access to you in a way that no-one else does, and your heart is their home forever.
Key to My Heart Necklace by Xessories (250$L)
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Urbane/185/102/22

For the Person Who Has Everything:
The eternal difficult question: What to get someone who seems to have everything they need? Try something extravagant and luxurious, but something that they would not think of getting for themselves and is hard to get,. Personally, I think this beautifully built Christmas Carousel seems to tick all those boxes, and will not only look fabulous in the garden of even the most expensive mansion, but will be the talking point and amusement for all those Christmas parties they have. It doesn’t come cheap, but then if it did, your friend would probably have it already.
Limited Edition Christmas Carousel by Jinxing Creations (6000$L)
http://slurl.com/secondlife/WindHaven%20Isle/130/37/22

For a Grinch:
So your friend hates Christmas, huh? Spend the whole time talking about how commercial it’s gotten, muttering “Humbug”, and chucking cold water over carol singers? Well, that doesn’t mean you still can’t get them a present. This little bundle includes a chalk outline of Father Christmas, sprayed with blood, a discarded Santa hat, and a burning sleigh, for them to place outside their home as a message to any other jolly obese flying OAP’s, to show what’s in store for them if they try to impose their festive jollity on the Mistletoe Challenged!
Santa’s Slain (Chalk outline, hat and crashed sligh) by Numinous (61$L all together)
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Kress/181/83/149


REMEMBER, IF YOU ARE OUT LOOKING FOR PRESENTS, ALWAYS CHECK THE ITEM IS TRANSFERABLE, OR YOU WILL END UP WITH AN INVENTORY FULL OF ITEMS PERFECT FOR YOUR FRIENDS, BUT IMPOSSIBLE TO BE PASSED ON, WHICH CAN BE REALLY, REALLY ANNOYING. DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU!